Three women go down to Mexico one night, get
> drunk, and wake up in jail,
> only to find that they are to be executed in the
> morning, though none of
> them can remember what they did the night before.
>
> The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the
> electric chair, and is asked
> if she has any last words. She says, "I am from
> Grace University, and
> believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on
> the behalf of the
> innocent," They throw the switch and nothing
> happens. They all immediately
> prostrate themselves; beg for her forgiveness,and
> release her.
>
> The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and
> gives her last words,"I am
> from the Creighton School of Law and I believe in
> the power of justice to
> intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw
> the switch and again,
> nothing happens. Again, they all immediately
> prostrate themselves; beg for
> her forgiveness, and release her.
>
> The last one, a blonde, is strapped in and says,
> "Well, I'm from the West
> Virginia University and just graduated with a degree
> in Electrical
> Engineering, and I'll tell you right now, you ain't
> gonna electrocute nobody
> if you don't plug this thing in."
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